DeshBhakt Banerjee Exposes Student-Liberal Nexus on Exams & GDP Crash! | DeshBhakt with Akash Banerjee

So, liberals... You're here?

What is this? You'll say that this is a ball

Well... let it go. You do not have the balls to understand anyway

This is the economy

The harder you throw it downwards, the more forcefully it bounces back

What did you make of it?

All this hullabaloo about the GDP growth rate falling to minus 24%

The country has not yet been destroyed. After all, our economy is not the Congress that it will get decimated so quickly

Modiji has been keeping a watch

This kind of fall has been witnessed worldwide

So, what is the fuss all about?

What has gone down will come back up. We will achieve double-digit growth in the next quarter for sure

You've started to get all agitated in the two days I went to Kailasha for the Reserve Bank purposes

All you liberals and students! You are in for a tough blow

We are going to bounce back for sure

*Greetings of Bhakt Bannerjee*

Does our Modiji not know how to bounce back?

He showed us all how he bounced back in 2002, 2014

All you libtards were thinking he wouldn't bounce back in 2019. But he did and there will be another one in 2024

We are going to throw a double-digit growth in the next quarter in your face

And Ratan Tata has also said that if we work hard, we are sure to bounce back

If we refrain from criticizing, we will bounce back, just like Japan did after World War 2

Editor: But Ratan Tata said that this news was fake!

Editor! Keep your nose in your business. Stop with your fact-checking ... Are you AltNews now?

I'll hit you so hard with this ball, you'll be whimpering in pain

So, where was I?

I was saying that you need not believe all this malarkey- I'm going to lodge an FIR against all these fact-checkers

I was saying that GDP figures are anyway misleading... They're a legacy of the British

They've left behind three words- Sorry, Thank you, and GDP

We too would like to say two words to these libtard economists

"get your a** kicked"

You should get lost at the first opportunity you get

We're a self-reliant nation

We will indulge in construction, uplift the rural economy as well as agriculture

We're not going to be reliant on the GDP anymore- and it's no big deal either

100 rupees became 75 rupees- owing to the 25% decline

Let us assume that!

So, the next time, we'll come down to 90!

That would be an increase of 17 to 20%

Tell me- Has anyone achieved a growth of 17-20% in 70 years? No! We will achieve that in the next quarter

And then all you libtards will say it came up because it had gone down

Then I will see all of you!

Look - it's simple-

Let me explain it to you who have studied too much in JNU

The country is huge- so is the economy- so we fell

Smaller countries have smaller falls. Bigger ones have bigger falls. What's the big deal about it?

Why are you after a Nobel Prize here?

Such things are common is such big countries

And anyway, Modiji had earlier said- Life is above anything and everything

Now, you'd say 90,000 people are dying

You would choose to omit that this is the lowest death rate in a million

Modiji had said- Life is above anything and everything- He had taken a decision

It is okay if the economy was dying to save the lives of the people. This(Lockdown) was done for the people!

We saved you there, yet you complain that we failed here

Do you expect us to work more than God, himself?

So, keep patience and shut up

Had the Congress been in power, the GDP would have fallen as low as the temperature in Antarctica

Thank your stars for us!

And China has also started this huge "Programme"- jumping right into this mess

But what response has been meted out to them!

We gave them a proper retort everywhere- both on the border and even here

China was guessing India was theirs because we had downloaded a few Chinese apps and bought a few Chinese phones

We have banned PUBG and made them toe the line presently

Do you understand...?

All you libtards keep ranting of a federal structure each time Modiji does something like a strong leader

But now that economy has fallen, why is everything the fault of one man and the center?

What did your Arvind Kejriwal or Uddhav Thakeray or Mamta di do?

Do away with the jealousy and the hatred that you keep harbored inside

It will do you no satisfactory

Modiji will always be victorious!

So, we're saying that we know that situations are  right now powerful

But all this criticism and condemnation of the government needs to stop

and this is my final warning to especially the students!

You waste your parents' money all year round and want to go scot-free in the year-end

And when exams approach, you realize you had been playing PUBG- now you will use corona as an excuse

The honorable Supreme Court, the government, as well as Modiji, had said

that you should concentrate on giving exams seriously- but you resorted to disliking videos!

What good did all the disliking do? Modiji pulled off a  masterstroke

He banned PUBG

Keep disliking the videos now!

I think Modiji did a great job by banning PUBG. Now, the students have nothing to do but study

And stop with those hashtags now- or Twitter and Instagram will be banned next

And anyway, there is Akshay Ji- he will come out with an app with no dislike button

No negativity- Only positivity

So stop with all the whimpering and running the hashtags- and get to work

Half the exams are over- Appear for the remaining ones in silence

I saw that the others are getting inspired by this JEE NEET fiasco

They too want to oppose and bang thalis- Beware! That's what you'll end up doing for the rest of your lives

I'll show you how you don't study all year round. *Calls loudly* VIKAS!

Come here

Today the people will be told something. How are you, Vikas?

You're good? Good!

What are you studying?

VIKAS- The anarchy

BB- The anarchy?

Let me have a look

The anarchy

Are you planning to spread anarchy?

Here are the books they read

They want to spread anarchy and raise voices against the government

Quiet!

So, now that you're reading such humongous texts,

tell me what the spelling of Strength is

VIKAS: S... T ... R...E....N....G...

T...

H.

BB: Where did the T come from?

You don't even know the spelling of strength

This is how you study ?!

What's (a+b)²?

VIKAS: Whole square?

a²+b²+

2ab

BB: Where did the plus 2ab come from?

VIKAS: um... the pen?

BB: From the pen? You don't know anything!

Now, tell me how was Alexander defeated? Are you studying about Bihar or not? Elections are upcoming there

Tell us how was Alexander defeated in Bihar?

VIKAS: Alexander? In Bihar? He never made it to Bihar!

BB: Oh, so he never came, right?!

And Congress is the best party in the world, right?! GET LOST!

This is the rubbish that the children are studying

What is happening, though?

Alexander did not come to Bihar

So many dislikes are pouring in

Who is running this misinformation campaign?

This needs to be investigated

Barring the 2% Indians, where are the 98% dislikers from? They must be from Pakistan, for sure!

I know.. These students have been brainwashed. The census is to be held the next year

They will be shown uneducated in the census next year

Right now, they are being instigated

When the counting begins, they will be counted as uneducated

And then, it will be declared to the world that the illiteracy rates have risen in India

Unemployment rates have risen in India

Intolerance has risen in India

and it will be printed all over in newspapers like the Washington Post

The government is aware of all these plans

This is why I say that the government is doing good by conducting exams

And anyway, Chintu, Pintu, Munna in our colony- all are ready for the exams

We even got chits prepared for them!

This is our tradition- we secure a pass rank with such unscrupulous means

This is called being self-reliant

Only if they become self-reliant at a young age, would they do well in life

And I fail to understand all the hue and cry about corona!

These students are young! Go eat Chavanprash and sit for the exams!

Do the soldiers at the border not risk their lives? Does Spiderman not take risks?

and yet you make a fuss about going for a 3-hour exam!

Students, you cannot waste your entire year

The government cares, The PM cares

The PM cares for you

which is why he is asking you to appear for exams

We have tried explaining it to you with love

Don't shed tears over the economy

The economy will bounce back with double-digit growth in the next quarter- don't worry

Don't become too happy for you have no ammunition

And students- go and appear for examinations. There is no one to pay heed to you here

Because you have been exposed by Bhakt Banerjee

Now that you are exposed, go give your exams. There's no PUBG to play either. So, desist from trending things- else Twitter will be banned too

and we will lock you in your rooms as well

Beware of the stick for the next time!

Get lost!

BB: So, that's a wrap then?

Editor: Yes

BB: I'm off to the Shakha now

And I'm not going to plead before you

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